we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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