If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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