Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i believe in u and ur pee
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
