I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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