I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
These tits shall not be calmed
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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