Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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