I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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