dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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