I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
