Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
