Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Drunk is not a location!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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