apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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