they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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