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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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