Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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