Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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