He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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