Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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