Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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