Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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