yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
