how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
