my mouth tastes like poor choices
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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