Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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