Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
