Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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