Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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