life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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