Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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