im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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