She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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