He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
