whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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