And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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