sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i drank out of a bidet.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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