you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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