I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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