Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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