i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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