just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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