I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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