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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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