New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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