You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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