Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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