Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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