I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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