do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Randomize
