apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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