East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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