Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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