When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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