normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Mom said you looked used
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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